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Jokes
Johnny was playing in the garden and squinting ferociously in the sunlight.His mother told him to move out of the sun light.Johnny
said,"why should I.I came here first."
A little girl was being driven erratically by her grandmother.She said,'don't go so fast.'The grandmother replied,"Do
what i do and close your eyes on curves
Dad,"who gave you the black eye." Jim,"Nobody,I had to fight for it."
Teacher,"Sanjay do you know about the dead sea."
Sanjay,"I did not even know it was sick."
THE WEIRD PARROT
by Arjun Doshi
There was a parrot ,
he liked to eat carrots.
He liked to eat ,
nothing but his favourite treat.
which was carrot.
One day he perched on tree ,
watching through a window BRUCE LEE.
Then he became such menace,
DO you know he shed droppings on a person who was playing tennis.
Then it came to a certain age ,
when he had to be kept in a cage.
he squeezed through the bars of the aviory
took the key and set all the birds free
MY DOG
I had a dog whose name was Robot,
He used to break things and never get caught.
He could run at the speed of light but he was calm, and would never
have a fight
His breed was a beagle,
And, his eyes were as sharp as an eagle
Once I saw him light a flame!
The dog acted innocent and the entire family
Said I was to be blame.
Then I started hating that dog .
And I started calling him “smelly ol’ frog”.
Then of course even he stopped liking
And he started to pounce on me like he was hiking.
The hidden Meaning-a dog lit a match stick some how and set the house
on fire. The whole family said that I was to be blamed because the dog couldn’t have done such a thing.(can you imagine
how I feel when I always get blamed!)
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